broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

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you:

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Lemon is someone out theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

(via sarcastic-lil-bitch)

lashton-xx:

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

I Really Want To Start A Conversation With You But I Feel Like I Annoy You Heaps So I Just Don’t: the saga

(via sarcastic-lil-bitch)

officialwhitegirls:

2000yr:

What the hell is the science side of tumblr

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(via sigh-chobabble)

keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet

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